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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws

$6.00

Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 8 inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games and more!

  • Is this set easy to wear? Yes, it’s designed with convenience in mind.
  • Can I wash it? Hand-wash recommended to maintain quality.

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